Expectation Is The Root Of All Heartache

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this one’s for you, mum.

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waitress assigned kin
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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fonzworthcutlass:
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!
you’d think living in Vegas you’d come across this more often

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